Tweets

burntlashes:

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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(Source: joeyjoe69)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

writens:

Be grateful and appreciate the wonderful people you have in your life because they can leave in a blink of an eye. Don’t give up on people because chances are, they have their reasons for being distant. It’s up to you to reach out and be a friend. 

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass)


(Source: meanplastic)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something